Top Ten Jackasses of 2006

Jim Mora Jr.-Mora, who WAS coach of
the Falcons, went on the air and stated
he'd love to take the head coaching job
of his alma mater, the University of
Washington, which is already occupied.
When given the opportunity on air to
claim he was joking, he didn't say
anything. He later came out and said he
assumed people would realize he was
messing around and he wants to coach
the Falcons. Well, you can now look for a
job Jimmy, you've been fired by the
Falcons. Nice work. For this, Jim is the
#10 BSN JACKASS OF THE YEAR!

Joe Cullen-Cullen is the defensive line
coach for the pathetic Detroit Lions. On
August 24, 2006, Coach Cullen decided to
drink one too many, get behind the wheel of
his SUV, NAKED, and go get some fast food.
Hey, drinking makes you hungry sometimes,
right? A fast food employee called the cops
and Cullen was arrested on DUI and indecent
exposure. With those arrests, Cullen must
have gotten depressed and decided to drink
again on September 1, 2006, just 9 days later,
and go out to get more fast food. He
remembered his clothes this time, but forgot
to turn on his headlights...he landed another
DUI and was suspended 1 game by the Lions.
For this, Joe Cullen is the #5 BSN JACKASS
OF THE YEAR!

Bode Miller-Miller is an American Ski
professional who thinks he's a rock star.
In January 2006, Miller went on the TV
Show '60 Minutes' and described what it's
like to ski "wasted". Not Smart Bode, not
smart. Less than a month later he came
out in Rolling Stone and said he knows
that Lance Armstrong and Barry Bonds
"knowingly cheated" in their sports. How
do YOU know that Bode? You don't,
you're nothing but a ski slalom
competitor, you don't know jack! At the
2006 Olympics Miller went on to land
ZERO medals and his retort to that was "I
got to party and socialize at an Olympic
level". Good for you Bode, because you
sure as hell didn't compete at an Olympic
level. For all of these antics, Bode Miller
is the #9 BSN JACKASS OF THE YEAR!

Marcus Vick-In 2004, Marcus was
suspended from the Virginia Tech Hokies
football program for multiple arrests and
off field issues. He was told he would be
welcome back for his junior season in
2005 as long as he had no more issues.
On January 2, 2006 in the Gator bowl,
Marcus made a very unsportsmanlike play
by stomping on the calf of Louisville
defender Elvis Dumerville. Dumerville was
hurt, but fortunately he escaped serious
injury. After the game, Vick claimed he
apologized to Dumerville, a claim that
Dumerville denied. A couple of days later,
it was discovered Vick had been arrested
and didn't let university officials know
about it. On January 6, 2006, Vick was
dismissed from the team. His statement
was "It's no big deal, I'll just go to the next
level baby". He sure did go to the next
level, of arrests, 4 days after being booted
from Tech, Vick pulled a handgun on some
teens in a McDonalds parking lot and was
arrested AGAIN! For these actions,
Marcus Vick is the #8 BSN JACKASS OF
THE YEAR!

Brett Myers-The Philadelphia Phillies were
in Boston for a series in June against the
Red Sox. The night before Myers was
supposed to pitch for the Phillies he and his
wife went out on the town for some fun, and
apparently some boxing. Shortly after
midnight, Myers was seen striking his wife
across the left side of her face and yanking
her hair right outside of a downtown Boston
bar. He was arrested immediately. Any time
you strike a woman, you will land on the BSN
Jackass column. For this action, Myers is
the #7 BSN JACKASS OF THE YEAR!

Albert Haynesworth-The Titans defensive
tackle began 2006 by being charged with
reckless endangerment in May for trying to
run another vehicle off the road. Ok, he's
loony, but he took it to another level ON the
field in September. After a play was over in
the Cowboys vs. Titans game, Mr.
Haynesworth stomped on Cowboy Center
Andre Gurode's head, ripping off his helmet,
then stomping his face and neck with his
metal cleats. Gurode needed 30 stitches from
the attack and Haynesworth was suspended
for five games by the NFL. For his actions in
2006, Albert Haynesworth is the #6 BSN
JACKASS OF THE YEAR!

Mitch Cozad-Mitch Cozad entered the 2006
college football season as the Northern
Colorado football team's backup punter. Not
pleased with that, Cozad decided to pull a
Tonya Harding. He hid in a dark parking lot
one night and stabbed the starting punter in
his kicking knee hoping this would help land
him the starting job. Unfortunately for Cozad,
he was caught rather quickly, was arrested
and booted off the team. Being a backup
punter isn't great, but it's GOT to be better
than going to jail, isn't it Mitch? Either way,
Mitch Cozad is the #4 BSN JACKASS OF THE
YEAR!

Chris Henry-Big Surprise, an NFL wide receive
being a jackass! Henry landed four arrests in
2006. Charges included drug possession,
brandishing an illegal firearm, DUI and
providing underage girls with alcohol. To top it
off, he was also in the car with a teammate who
was arrested on DUI charges. Henry is mostly a
Jackass off the field, but he has his moments
on the field as well as he landed a few taunting
penalties that cost the Cincinnati Bengals 15
yards at a time. For his actions in 2006, Chris
Henry is the #3 BSN JACKASS OF THE YEAR!