Sean Salisbury is a Jackass

It was actually a slow week in the way of Jackasses. That's surprising as
we were in the week before the Super Bowl. Usually somebody on one
of the teams gets in trouble while out on the town. Unfortunately for
me, it didn't happen. I did however, find a guy who fits the Jackass
mold. This week's winner is none other than the hateable ESPN NFL
analyst Sean Salisbury.
Salisbury usually acts like a jackass on camera with his arrogance and
utter smugness, but that's not why he earned the award. He earned the
award for a few events that took place over the month of January as we
were headed towards the super bowl. The first event, also the most
despicable, was that involving a cell phone camera, his genital area
and women. Put it together yet? Well, Salisbury apparently decided it
would be fun to take pictures of his tool and show them off to fellow
employees of ESPN of the opposite sex. According to Mike Freeman of
CBSsportsline.com "The NFL analyst (Salisbury) took a picture of [a
certain appendage] with a cell phone camera and has shown it to
numerous, uncomfortable women" "Absolute True Story". Real smart
Salisbury, real smart. He thinks he can do whatever he wants because
he played football and works for ESPN. Well, that's not the case buddy.
That's called Sexual Harassment. Did you not learn from your baseball
counterpart Harold Reynolds who was fired by ESPN for similar
actions!? Listen up Salisbyry, you were a terrible NFL player, a career
backup and you're probably a worse analyst. You're arrogant, ignorant
and you should be arrested for being a pervert. Clown. You have NO
right what so ever to be mentally scarring these women by showing off
a region in which nobody ever accesses anyway!
Salisbury didn't stop there though. This time, he struck while on the
air. While discussing the Pats vs. Colts game Salisbury said
(pretending to be a Colt) “We’ll nip, we’ll tuck, we’ll go, we’ll punch,
we’ll ‘Jew,’ we’ll do it all…he nickel and dimed them.” We'll JEW? What
the hell is that supposed to mean Sean? Interesting how he said we'll
'Jew" right before he said 'he nickel and dimed them' isn't it?
Accident? Yea right. He claims he meant to say 'chew' but that's pretty
tough. Even if it was a slip, we know how you think. You are clearly and
ignorant human, a waste of space, a Jackass!
For his ignorant actions of showing off his 'man zone' on his cell phone
camera to unlucky and unsuspecting women AND for going on the air
and making an anti semitic remark and claiming it was supposed to be a
totally different word, Sean Salisbury earned the BSN JACKASS OF THE
WEEK!