Ricky Williams is a Jackass!

This week's winner has been a jackass for years. He's proven it over
and over again for the same exact reason, his inability to kick his
addiction of weed. It's pretty obvious who I'm talking about already,
lame duck running back Ricky Williams.
As you all know the story, Ricky Williams is notorious for his affinity
for puffing on the ganja. He had been suspended four times by the
NFL for testing positive. His last suspension came in April 2006 after
he tested positive for an illegal substance. That suspension came on
the heels of Williams quitting football in 2004 so he could "smoke
pot", and then coming back to the Dolphins in 2005. His April 2006
suspension was for a one year period. He would be eligible for
reinstatement upon a negative drug test in April 2007. A few weeks
ago, Williams was on the Dan Patrick radio show and said he hadn't
smoked pot in about "3 years". That VERY DAY, he was drug tested
by the NFL and FAILED the test for marijuana! What a moron. Hey
Cheech, don't you know you can't get back in the league with a failed
test? How do you plan to make the $8.6 MILLION that you owe the
Dolphins for breach of contract if you don't play football? Sure, you
can teach Yoga, like you've been doing, but it will only take you 80
lifetimes to make the money that way, you jackass! Upon hearing the
news an unidentified source released an absurd statement: "Falling
off the wagon is part of rehab,Based on the medical evidence in
Ricky's case, the doctors say it's too early to come back. He had the
positive test last month. Remember, he's been diagnosed with social
anxiety disorder -- that's a real disease and a good percentage of
those folks self-medicate with substances like marijuana, often at the
moment they are about to have a high level of social interaction."
Sure, it's the social anxiety that makes him smoke up. That's what it is.
It isn't the fact that he can't exercise a single ounce of self control. He
has no real desire of returning to the NFL and he has no real care of
who he lets down, fan, friends, family or teammates. Ricky Williams is
a pathetic loser who will let pot ruin his ability to play football for a
living. Go enjoy the weed Cheech because in another few years, you
won't have the physical ability to play ball anymore and it won't be just
because of the pot, you'll be too old for the young NFL. Ricky
Williams, you are easily the BSN JACKASS OF THE WEEK!