BSN'S JACKASS OF THE WEEK!
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This week's winner comes from the world of baseball
again. Generally when I'm picking baseball winners, it
has something to do with illegal drugs. That being said,
our winner is Detroit Tigers reserve infielder Neifi
Perez. Perez EASILY earned the award by testing
positive for an illegal substance for the third time,
earning an 80 game suspension from the league. To
further the matters, Perez was SERVING a 25 game
suspension for an illegal test while HE TESTED
POSITIVE FOR THE THIRD TIME! How stupid can you
be? Perez is an awful player, which is probably the
reason he's taking the drugs in the first place,
however, you have to be pretty ignorant to test
positive while SERVING a suspension! Perez has cost
himself over $1.5 million dollars, a possible world
series ring, and most importantly, he may have cost
himself a job permanently! Who would ever sign this
guy now? By taking performance enhancing drugs
while being suspended for performance enhancing
drugs, Neifi Perez earned the BSN JACKASS OF THE
WEEK!
