Jackass of the Week 11/20/06

Well, it was already well known that this weeks' winner was a
Jackass, but I never thought they would be my weekly winner
because I only pick people in the sports world. Well, this
weeks winner is now a jackass in the world of sports for what
she did. This weeks winner is none other than Heidi Fleiss.
You are probably asking "how is Heidi Fleiss the Jackass of
the week in the sporting world?" Here's how:
It was recently announced that Ms. Fleiss, well known
Hollywood Madame of the 1990's purchased 60 acres of land
in Nevada and plans to open up a legal brothel for women.
Ok, that's sleazy enough, but here's where it gets interesting.
Heidi has given a "job" to the one and only Mike Tyson! I'll
say that again, she hired MIKE TYSON! Heidi was quoted as
saying "I told him: 'You're going to be my big stallion.'"It's
every man's fear that their girlfriend will go for Mike Tyson."
Uh, last time I checked Heidi, it's every man's fear that their
girlfriend is going to be raped by Mike Tyson. This guy is a
convicted rapist who spent a few years in jail for his crime
and now you're hiring him as your number one male whore!?
What are you thinking? This is outrageous! How can you be
so stupid to allow this guy to work in the sex industry? He's
been convicted of an awful sex crime already, he's
aggressive, violent and ignorant. What will Madame Fleiss do
the first time Mikey has bitten off an ear, or head butts a
woman, or punches a girl in the face? How will she handle
that? Is that all part of what these women will pay for? What's
the going rate for something like that?
Heidi Fleiss is a despicable human who has opened up a
brothel for women and her number one hire was convicted
rapist Mike Tyson. For these inexplicable actions, Heidi
Fleiss, you are the BSN JACKASS OF THE WEEK!